Now here are some real staged candids: Anna Kournikava posing in a bikini for a magazine. Anyway, Anna is a favorite here and like I said before, anytime we get photos of her we’ll post them.

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Here’s Hugh Heffner out with his favorite ho’ Holly Madison. Like Hugh, Holly is also my favorite Girl Next Door. It use to be Kendra but I can’t imagine her to be adequate in bed. Girl is just way too slow to know what to do.

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This week on Hollywood Tuna’s 7 Inch Stretch Susana is kicking some ass. Watch her teach you how to beat the living daylights out of someone while getting a good workout at the same time.

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I know a lot of you think Tila Tequila is a big phony, but that’s OK. Like I said before I don’t care if she’s really bisexual or not, all I care about are her boobs, and as you can see we’ve got plenty of them in these pictures.

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There’s a theme going on today: D-list celebrities. First Jodie Marsh, then Tila Tequila, and now Traci Bingham. Here she is grocery shopping after auditions for her new reality show. Yes, Traci Bingham managed to get a reality show. I don’t know what it’s about, but I can assure you the focus will be on her melons.

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Continuing with the no-name reccurring theme this Tuesday, here’s Joanna Krupa at the Ed Hardy swimsuit fashion show. As always, Joanna is damn sexy. There’s not much else to say about her other than that she looks great in a bikini and she’s lucky to have made it as a glamour model, because she could have easily been a stripper or porn star for that matter.

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Heidi Montag Is Bringing Her Guns To Iraq (Dlisted)

Britney Spears Smokin’ Bikini Pictures (DS nsfw)

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Oh, Young Hollywood. You feud, you weep and sometimes you just scrunch yourselves into a photo booth with your closest frenemies.
Check out Tinseltown teases Lindsay Lohan (with an unidentified friend), Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby as they all mugged for the camera at the Lifestyles Make-Out Booth.

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So it looks like Audrina Patridge took my advice about spending all your time in a bikini when you have fake tits, because here she is in one at the DKNY Jeans Beach House. And all I have to say is WOW! She’s got one sweet ass tight body! Enjoy.

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Mariah Carey Driving Nick Cannon into the Poor House

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Unlike Jessica Simpson and her Daisy Dukes, Fergie decided to wear some mom shorts. Obviously Jessica wins, but this is the first time that mom shorts look somewhat hot on a broad. And surprisingly that broad is Fergie. Now I know maybe I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t help but stare at her ass.

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I don’t know if Jodie Marsh got a new boob job, but the way she’s been flaunting them lately you’d think so. Anyway, no matter how big those puppies get nothing in the world can help this hot mess. She’s like an accident waiting to happen - you know you shouldn’t look, but you just can’t help it.

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Here’s Jodie Marsh with her big tits and thunder thighs at the OK Magazine party in London. I have no clue why this chick is famous, because girls that give Michael Jackson’s face a run for their money shouldn’t be getting their picture taken by the Paparazzi at a nightclub, they should be in the circus. Anyway, I know some of you guys like looking at two chicks touching tongues, even if they are butt ugly.

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Antonio Banderas says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie should just ''try their best'' when they welcome their twins later this month. The "Shrek" actor - who has an 11-year-old daughter Stella and stepchildren Alexander, 23, and 18-year-old Dakota with wife Melanie Griffith - has advised the couple to make sure they are prepared for the impending arrivals.

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How did these two get to know each other, and are the rumors that they're already playing ball true, or is it nothing more than a curve ball for the press? If it's not true did A-Rod strike out with Madonna.

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