Well here's some news about the couple who say they aren't a couple but are only seen when they're together. Apparently in the world of women the introduction of a woman's boyfriend to her best female friend is a very big deal. Such was the case when Jennifer Aniston introduced John Mayer to her bosom buddy Courtney Cox.

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Here’s Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on a yacht. Now I don’t know if Jessica is in a swimsuit or not cause the bitch won’t stand up. But for my dirty imagination, let’s just say she is.

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden snuck out of Hilton's Hollywood home to go for a quiet early evening dinner at a restaurant in nearby Malibu. After driving for sometime time and waiting for a parking space, the pair discovered that the restaurant was full and had to drive for some distance down the road to another restaurant which would take them.

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Susana is back and this time she’s at the playground working the swings. So it’s time to find that inner child of yours and head to the park to get in shape.

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Here’s Jim Carrey And Jenny McCarthy having fun with the Paparazzi this weekend in Malibu.. As you can see Jim decided to put on Jenny’s swimsuit for a good laugh. Except it’s not so funny because I know some of you guys are turned on by it.

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Of all the photos I’ve seen of Paz Vega, you’d think her being in a swimsuit would be the hottest ones… But for some reason her pasty ass is doing nothing for me. Girl needs a tan and a bikini in a big way, because I just feel like I’ve wasted 3 minutes writing this post which I’ll never get back.

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You’re probably wondering who this weird-looking thing is, and her name is Daisy De La Hoya from VH1’s Rock of Love 2. I think she might be related to Oscar but I’m not sure, nor am I sure whether or not I find her to be hot. I’m on the fence with this one because girl’s got some dude-like facial qualities due to all the makeup she has on and definitely requires further investigation. Even the name Daisy is tranny-esque. Anyway, Daisy, if that’s your real name, let’s clear this situation up. Send me nudes.

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Here’s Miss Universe Australia Laura Dundovic modeling some bikinis and lingerie. I have no clue who the hell she is other than that she’s some beauty pageant ho’, but I like her and I think we’d make a great couple. I also think we’d make great children but I don’t won’t to get too far ahead of myself. We haven’t been on our first date.

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Could Kendra be getting ready to score? The Girls Next Door star, along with Desperate Housewives' James Denton, David Arquette and E!'s own Catt Sadler and Ben Lyons, took the field for the 50th Annual Hollywood Stars Game at Dodger Stadium, and we've got the photos to prove it.

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Here’s Miranda Kerr rockin’ some bikinis on the runway. Usually I find models kind of boring, and personally I like it when a chick is a little banged up (in a good way), but Miranda has one of the sweetest, tightest bodies I’ve ever seen and it deserves attention. Yup, sometimes perfection isn’t all that bad. I mean, I have to deal with it daily. Sigh.

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Is someone trying to put the brakes on Lance Armstrong's love life?You might think so after reading The New York Times' piece Sunday about Armstrong, his love life and his anti-cancer efforts.

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Here’s Marla Maples in a staged bikini photoshoot proving that the old bag still has a little left going on. So let’s give Marla some credit for putting up a good fight with the last drops of eternal youth she still has left. Actually, let’s not. No lady at that age should be doing cartwheels and prancing around in a bikini! It’s just creepy.

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Well fellas, I’d like to sit here and say that these Katherine Heigl bikini pictures are hot but I’d be lying to you. Girl has a fat ass and some nasty thighs. Now I know she has a big mouth and a bad attitude in general, and that she’s not well liked in the blogging community. But that never bothered me since I’ve always considered her a hot piece - that is, until these photos showed up. That said, Katherine needs to quit smoking and take some fitness advice from our very own Susana, or just shut the hell up.

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Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney in Monaco showing off their bikinis bodies. I don’t why there’s so much commotion over Kim when clearly Kourtney has the better body. Kim, however, does have the prettier face. If only there was a way for science to merge the two together… Then maybe we’d have one genuinely hot chick.

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With gas prices so high, it’s comforting to know that Hilary Duff will be unaffected by it because I wouldn’t want her to suffer in any way. I just want her to keep inserting that nozzle into that huge monster SUV and pump away. Yes, it’s sexual if you really put your mind to it. And I mean, really put your mind to it. Sicko.

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